Works in plain sight
Every coin spent and every result earned, shown in plain English.
Our story
Meet Fat Ninja
The ninja who stopped hiding and started getting results. Here's how it happened, in five short chapters.
-
Not now!Chapter 1
The chase
He used to do it the old way. Teleporting between events, sprinting arms-back across town, chasing customers who didn't want to be chased. It was exhausting, and the customers kept running.
-
Ahh, much better.Chapter 2
The laptop
So one day he sat down, caught his breath and opened a laptop. No more chasing. He started doing social media and digital marketing instead, and he never looked back.
-
SynergyLeverageCircle backLow-hanging fruit
Can you see me?Chapter 3
Too round to hide
Here's the thing about Fat Ninja. His tummy always sticks out, so hiding behind marketing jargon was never an option. He works in plain sight, because he has to.
-
crunch!
Chapter 4
One hand, full attention
Clients notice he works with one hand. The other one is holding fried chicken. Nobody complains, because the results are louder than the crunching.
-
How is he so popular?Chapter 5
The envy of every ninja
Regular ninjas envy him. They're still lurking in the shadows, waiting to be noticed. He's out here getting seen, and so are his clients.
What the story taught us
No jargon to hide behind
If we can't explain it simply, we don't do it.
Sharp as a katana
Targeting that cuts clean through the noise. Smooth as butter to work with.
The ninja behind the ninja
Mark Grubat, Head Ninja
15+ years across social media management, content creation, Meta Ads, SEO and e-commerce. Especially sharp with mortgage and finance brands and hospitality businesses. Based in Rizal, Philippines, working with clients wherever the arrows fly.
Fire the arrow