Our results

Chicken Run

We don't chase. We set the trap. In plain sight, of course.

Fat Ninja learned the hard way that chasing is exhausting. So now we build the trap instead: the right audience, the right offer, the right timing. Then we let the chickens come to us.

How every catch works

The Chicken

The goal on the loose. More bookings, better leads, a page nobody visits.

The Trap

The strategy we set. Targeting, content, ads, SEO and offers, all in plain sight.

The Wings

What it brought home. Real numbers, not vanity metrics.

The Receipts

The numbers behind the wings, broken down line by line.

Chickens caught

Hospitality, Batangas, Philippines

Amor Laut Resort

₱500k+in day tour bookings in under 3 months

The Chicken

A beachfront resort that needed more direct bookings, not just more likes.

The Trap

Monthly content calendars and Reels concepts
Event campaigns for the Wedding Expo, Mother's Day and Father's Day
A review incentive card on every table
Booking and inquiry reports to track what worked

The Receipts

Day tour bookings: ₱500k+
Timeframe: Under 3 months
Message inquiries: Increased
Additional revenue: Increased

Mortgage and finance, Michigan, USA

Greenside Capital

6x+Facebook followers from a single ad campaign

The Chicken

A mortgage brokerage with a small Facebook audience that needed more people to market to.

The Trap

One Meta ad campaign built for follower growth
Paid social and content management

The Receipts

Followers before: 200+
Followers after: 1,300
Growth: 6x+
Campaigns: 1

Professional services

Prime Electric

$13K+in attributed revenue from one email campaign

The Chicken

An electrical services business that needed its marketing to turn into paying work.

The Trap

An email campaign planned, written and launched
Revenue tracking to tie sales back to the campaign

The Receipts

Attributed revenue: $13K+
Channel: Email
Campaigns: 1

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